I have been hanging out with a guy for quite awhile and we had kissed a few times. Finally I decided to get a feel for where things were going with him:
Me: So what is this? I'm not someone who can just kiss a guy and have it not mean anything. We don't have to define anything, but I like you as more than a friend and I want to know what you're thinking.
Myrtle: Ah, You're a Mad Cool Girl Nicole, but I don't want to lead you on so we should probably kiss less.
Me: *thinking* How does kissing less solve anything? Shouldn't we either commit and kiss more, or stop kissing altogether. At least I know I'm Mad Cool. . . But he somehow completely evaded answering the question.
P.S. Myrtle is an alias. There is also a Milton (which is also an alias). . . who was one of those awkwardly weird guys, so sticking with the M pseudonyms this guy has inhereted the name Myrtle.
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