Backing Up

At work the other day my coordinator showed us these two videos and I decided to share.

Feminist Bookstore

Bahaha! "This is my full extension."

Kellie Pickler on Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader

Our Old Friends

Medieval Help Desk

Corny Jokes

What's Green and Pecks on Wood?

Woody Wood Pickle

Proper Urinal Etiquette

We watched this in one of my classes and I thought it was funny so I decided to share.



Enjoy!

Worst Song Ever

Yahoo featured a story today about this song. Wow. I didn't think it would be as bad as it said, but it was!
 
"The virality of "Friday," a wannabe weekend-party anthem for the new generation, had nothing to with the song being any good, Rebecca being particularly attractive or gifted, or even with the fact that it was, well, the weekend. It's simply because it was so unbelievably BAD. ("A whole new level of bad," according to none other than Time magazine.) And it's because the song and video raised so many fascinating questions...such as:
Who the heck is this girl? How did she get a record deal? Why is she sitting at a bus stop, if her friends are picking her up in their car? Why is she so indecisive about whether to sit in the front or back seat? If the girl standing to her right is her friend, then is that girl on her left her frenemy? Did the general public REALLY need to be informed that Thursday comes before Friday, or that Sunday comes after Saturday? And, most importantly: Is this a real thing? Or is this an SNL Digital Short for which the Lonely Island are responsible?

There are so many ridiculous quotes to choose from! Such as:
 "Fun, Fun, Think about Fun, you know what it is."
"Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends, kicking in the front seat, sitting in the back seat, gotta make my mind up which seat can I take."

If you want to see the whole story, click on the link:
Is YouTube Sensation Rebecca Black's "Friday" The Worst Song Ever?

Special Oreos

Super-Sized Oreo

Circumcised Oreo

The Manslator: (Women Language Translator)

We watched this in my Language and Culture class and I thought it was great.

Drunk Pilot

Its funny to watch the other man who is just talking to the pilot because he is trying to keep a straight face but is having a hard time doing it.

Simon's Cat

Last year I was introduced to Simon's Cat by my sister. I cannot remember if I showed you any of them but here are two that I thought were the best.

The first one that I saw was this one:


Later when I was searching for more I found this one:


If you like these you may like some of the other ones so look up Simon's Cat on youtube for more.

Cat Patty-Cake

Watch it at least twice! and yes . . . the guys voices are supposed to be the cats, which makes it that much funnier.

Doritos = Life

Oh Gosh. This just made me think of Milton and his "You want to share Dorito Breath with me?" Line . . . Apparently the healing powers of Doritos didn't work on him.

Does it Take Two to Tango?

They should have dance competitions like this. Can you imagine?

Musical Magic

Real Life Pac Man

If you are not familiar with the game Pac Man, just remember that when he gets the white ball that means that the ghosts can't hurt him and if he eats them they go to jail for a period of time.

It swears twice in the middle when he is at the golfcourse...Sorry.

But it's hilarious! And this would be so fun to do on Halloween.

Goodbye Cuddling

Hanging with Myrtle after the "Breakup"

Now that the DTR had occurred, I could rest easy, and have a whole couch to myself to stretch out on, because no cuddling was going to occur. Or that's what I thought because in my mind friends don't usually cuddle with each other. . . especially if they just "brokeup".

I'm putting in DVD and Myrtle is standing awkwardly.

Me: You can sit down.

Myrtle: Where are you sitting?

Me: I don't know, but you can sit wherever you want. *thinking* I'm sitting wherever you're not sitting.

Myrtle: I want to sit with you.

Me: *thinking* What!? Well maybe he will sit on the same couch as me. . . not really WITH me.

I pick a spot on the couch, thinking he still has 2/3 of it to choose from, but he sits right next to me.  Not just next to me, RIGHT NEXT to me . . . as in legs, arms, shoulders touching. Throughout the show he is progressively scooting closer, and I am trying to scoot farther away, but the couch is only so wide. Then he snuggles down on the couch and rests his head on my shoulder. 

Hmmm. . .I didn't know that friends cuddle. Do you cuddle with your friends?

Dumped by a Non-Boyfreind

Myrtle: I just want to apologize to you for not having kissed you in awhile.

Me: *thinking* Who apologizes for not kissing someone? and Who thinks they are such an amazing kisser that they feel the need to apologize for not kissing someone?

Myrtle: I didn't want you to think I was taking advantage of you, and I needed time to figure things out. But I know I should have apologized sooner and I apologize for waiting so long.
It's been great dating you, but we have such a great friendship that I don't want to ruin that.

Me: *thinking* We were DATING?!?!? Would have been nice to know that before he broke up with me.
Myrtle: I want to be one of your best friends.

Me: *thinking* It takes a lot more work to be someone's best friend than to be someone's fake boyfriend.

*Pulls me in for a really long hug . . . like really long. Weird.

How To Make People Paranoid

I thought this was funny and I would have definitely shared it with everyone.


How To Make People Paranoid - Watch more Funny Videos

Mad Cool Girl

I have been hanging out with a guy for quite awhile and we had kissed a few times.  Finally I decided to get a feel for where things were going with him:

Me: So what is this? I'm not someone who can just kiss a guy and have it not mean anything.  We don't have to define anything, but I like you as more than a friend and I want to know what you're thinking.

Myrtle: Ah, You're a Mad Cool Girl Nicole, but I don't want to lead you on so we should probably kiss less.

Me: *thinking* How does kissing less solve anything? Shouldn't we either commit and kiss more, or stop kissing altogether.  At least I know I'm Mad Cool. . . But he somehow completely evaded answering the question.

P.S. Myrtle is an alias.  There is also a Milton (which is also an alias). . . who was one of those awkwardly weird guys, so sticking with the M pseudonyms this guy has inhereted the name Myrtle.

Why Marrying a Good Speller is Important

From Actual Wall to Virtual Wall

As a way to continue to record the inside jokes and numerous laughable moments, we are taking the wall to the web.  Add to it. Anything you want. Stories. Jokes. Pictures. Videos. It will be EPIC. So I ask you What's Funny Now?