Me: *thinking* Who apologizes for not kissing someone? and Who thinks they are such an amazing kisser that they feel the need to apologize for not kissing someone?
Myrtle: I didn't want you to think I was taking advantage of you, and I needed time to figure things out. But I know I should have apologized sooner and I apologize for waiting so long.
It's been great dating you, but we have such a great friendship that I don't want to ruin that.
Me: *thinking* We were DATING?!?!? Would have been nice to know that before he broke up with me.
Myrtle: I want to be one of your best friends.
Me: *thinking* It takes a lot more work to be someone's best friend than to be someone's fake boyfriend.
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